I wish i was in the wii world.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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