Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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