I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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