You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I got her a Nickelback box set.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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