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Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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