we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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