i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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