walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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