That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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