Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I got inside last night via doggy door
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
