I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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