Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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