im gay
i know
yea but for you.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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