Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
being pregnant is like rehab
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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