I am spending my child support on dildos
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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