No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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