if you like me you must not know who I am
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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