He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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