I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
kristin has been a bad kristin
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
My bed smells like the plague
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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