Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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