PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I love you.
Bad choice
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