I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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