Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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