Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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