You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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