Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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