Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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