She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
