Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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