Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
