The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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