I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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