scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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