so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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