Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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