Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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