Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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