Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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