on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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