There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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