Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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