im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
