you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
