ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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