love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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