FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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