I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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