The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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