Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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