i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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