You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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