so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
It's like God shit irony all over that family
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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