Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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