he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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